1 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,838 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,803 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:22,396 --> 00:00:24,233 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,662 The nerve of that library dame 6 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,872 saying I didn't look like the type. 7 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:42,709 You gotta be a type to read a few books about hypnotism? 8 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,503 Old hypno Harry has got plans 9 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:48,090 for that goody-good do-gooder Touché Turtle. 10 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:51,385 We's gonna be partners in crime. 11 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,431 What's that guy doing way up there 12 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,392 on that window ledge, Touché? 13 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,520 [Touché] Good heavens! I believe he's going to jump. 14 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,855 But not while Touché Turtle is here. 15 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,483 Touché away! 16 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,697 Now don't get panicky. 17 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,157 Touché is here. 18 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,369 I can't hear you with the window down. 19 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,126 What a pity. He was so young too. 20 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,836 And being a turtle, he had two 21 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,337 or three hundred years to go yet. 22 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:31,717 You're lucky you landed on something soft, like me, Touché. 23 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:35,304 Since when has your head been considered soft, Dum Dum. 24 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,431 Uh, pardon me, but, uh 25 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,058 did one of you gents happen to drop this watch? 26 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:44,104 - Well, now, I just might have. - Not you, fatso. 27 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,897 [Harry] I'm talking to the other gent. 28 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,025 Nope, don't look like mine. 29 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:51,486 [Harry] You sure? Watch. 30 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,280 Well, I, uh... 31 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:02,914 - Follow me, stooge. - Yes, master. 32 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,299 Duh, wait for me, Touché! 33 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,675 Get rid of fatso. 34 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,887 Wait in the car, fatso. 35 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,973 Gladly, Touché. B-but we don't have a car. 36 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,559 [Touché] Don't bother me with minor details. 37 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:25,729 - Steal us one. - "Steal us one"? 38 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,106 Ooh, something's wrong here. 39 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,943 That don't sound like my hero, Touché. 40 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:37,616 I can't steal a car, even if Touché told me to. 41 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,242 I just can't. 42 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,496 I know what I'll do. I-I-I'll rent a car. 43 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,248 Now, shorty, this is just 44 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,625 a small tryout job 45 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,086 before we tackle the really big one. 46 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,088 You got your instructions straight? 47 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:54,883 - Yes, master. - Okay, and bring it back here. 48 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,719 Your wish is my command. 49 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,850 Hello, sarge, are you sitting down? 50 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,060 Well, hang on to your hat. 51 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,857 Someone stole the what? The Brooklyn Bridge?! 52 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:14,069 There's only one man who can solve a job this big. 53 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,697 I'll call Touché Turtle. 54 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:22,411 Real good, shorty. Put her down, right there. 55 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,163 Now, we're ready for the main event. 56 00:03:26,288 --> 00:03:27,332 Here's the details. 57 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,877 Excuse me a minute, I gotta answer the phone. 58 00:03:32,002 --> 00:03:34,548 Hello. Touché Turtle here. 59 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,634 They stole the what? The Brooklyn Bridge? 60 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,512 Yes, sir. I'll get on it right away. 61 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:42,889 Touché and-- 62 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,933 Ah-ah-ah! 63 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,562 We must not forget who's the master around here. 64 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:54,276 There's your next heist, shorty, the empire state building. 65 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,611 Somebody ought to be willing to pay plenty 66 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,614 to get this little pile of concrete back. 67 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:01,950 Gee, there's the cops! 68 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,286 You're under arrest, hypno Harry! 69 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,622 - Quick, duck into that car. - Yes, master. 70 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,418 Okay, let's get out of here, driver. 71 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,504 - But, but-- - You heard me. Drive! 72 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:18,175 Okay, but you'll be sorry. 73 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:23,722 I tried to tell you, I don't know how to drive. 74 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,975 - Where am I? - Nice work, Touché. 75 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,812 We've been after old hypno Harry there for a long time. 76 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:35,609 hypno Harry? Oh, yeah! Glad to be of service, officer. 77 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:39,029 Come on, Dum Dum. Looks like our work here is done. 78 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,613 You're right, Touché. 79 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:43,533 [Harry] And our work has just begun 80 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,993 hey, officer? 81 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,245 Yes, master. 82 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,457 Now, here's the little job I had in mind. 83 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,334 Yes, master. 84 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,796 Uh-oh. Here we go again, Dum Dum. 85 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,757 - Touché... - Away!